Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
