Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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