I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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