My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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