Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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