you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
