ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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