it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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