Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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