So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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