Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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