Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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