Having a random hookup so left but love u
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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