There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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