Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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