So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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