I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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