Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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