okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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