I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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