i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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