You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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