i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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