Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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