why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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