Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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