Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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