I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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