Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
