How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
