She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
All I want is dick and wine.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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