Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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