going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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