If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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