youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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