you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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