ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
