So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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