I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm always down for nudity.
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