one might say we're banned from that church
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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