Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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