We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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