You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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