Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
