Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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