my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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