Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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