what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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