and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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