i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think a kid would responsible me up
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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