Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Randomize
